Joyless Cake

This is my current favourite. It is a vegan no-sugar cake bake with oat flour, chopped dates and orange. Chewy and delicious. But don't take my word for it - listen to the food critics:

"it is like a cake but with all the joy taken out of it"

 (an Aldershot resident)

So here is how to make it:

Ingredients

1 mug oat flour
1 mug wheat bran (or oat bran)
The grated peel of a large orange
The inside of a large orange
1 mug of chopped dates
1/2 mug of water

What To Do

Put everything in a food mixer and mix it up until it is the consistency of one of those premium cat foods.

Cooking

Then spoon into a large baking tray and put in the oven for 25mins on 180C.

Let it cool completely before tasting.

Storage

Store in the fridge.